What Car Should I Get?  - Young Conman Edition.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
09/01/2016 at 08:18 • Filed to: None

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Remember the Teenage Doctor From Florida? The one that opened the clinic, wrote bad checks, saw patients and stole from them? He was just busted for writing a bad $1500 check for a 2016 Mazda.

Of course, the article doesn’t specify. The first article I found didn’t even mention what brand/dealership it was. I had to search out another article to get this close.

If you were a young, up-and-coming felon, what could you see yourself driving?

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EDIT - The story put the price of the car at $27K, so that narrows it down a little.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike
09/01/2016 at 08:20

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So Florida I can’t even.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > McMike
09/01/2016 at 08:24

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Why go to jail for 90 years over a Mazda when you could go to jail for 90 years over a used C63 AMG instead?


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > McMike
09/01/2016 at 08:31

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The answer is always Miata.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > McMike
09/01/2016 at 08:34

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6 wagon, but they don't offer it here. Buy in Canada and sneak it in?


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > McMike
09/01/2016 at 08:40

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I’d say the 6. It’s the fanciest looking car there, and assuming he was using it to pull another scam, he'd want to appear wealthy(ish) to people who might now know what a Mazda 6 costs.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > McMike
09/01/2016 at 08:48

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You gotta get yourself into a serious doctor car if your “patients” are going to take you seriously, like a 5 or 7 series.


Kinja'd!!! PontiacAttack > McMike
09/01/2016 at 10:00

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Mazda isn’t the new Buick, is it? Did I somehow miss it!? Doctors are supposed to buy Buicks so customers will know you’re not overcharging when you show up to their house.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > yamahog
09/01/2016 at 11:06

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I’m wondering what he was going to do when the first payment came.


Kinja'd!!! Ryan Alba > McMike
09/01/2016 at 23:03

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Just picked up a 2016 MX-5 Miata Club w/ the Brembo package and I could not be happier! The wife has named her “Sancha.” I can’t argue that.